03.20.2007 - There was a desk in my high school that had the word "SLAYER" carved into the top in perfect, full-size letters. It was amazing. It was easily several hours worth of work. It had to have been done complete in one sitting, too; no way you'd ever get a second crack at it after leaving only "SLA" a quarter inch deep. The only way I know of to get that much time alone with a desk is internal suspension. That's some serious commitment to the cause. "You gotta wise up, punk. You gotta straighten your life out you understand me?" "Fuck you guys, Slayer wouldn't use this time to do homework."
